Apocalypse Fuel — 10 of 18
Sam Kabo Ashwell
Book - Dressed Up Real Dap
maelist is a list of texts that varies.
To maestro-define:
now maelist is {};
let Q be maestrolist;
sort Q in random order;
let P be maestroatmo;
sort P in random order;
let Z be a random number between 3 and 4;
truncate P to Z entries;
let MAE be the substituted form of "[pop maestrotitles]";
add MAE to maelist;
truncate Q to 3 entries;
say "It mostly provides [entry 1 in Q], with [entry 2 in Q] and [entry 3 in Q] as [one of]lube[or]spice[or]garnish[or]extras[or]a bonus[or]a chaser[or]icing[or]aperetif and dessert[or]zing[or]foreplay[or]fall-backs[or]pre-game[or]enticement[or]flavor[or]amuse-bouche[or]warm-up[purely at random]. Its aesthetic: [P]. Its maestro d['] is [b][MAE][/b]. ";
let F be a random number between 1 and 3;
let ZX be entry F in Q;
let FOP be the staff corresponding to a feature of ZX in the Table of Star Roles;
add P to Q;
sort the Table of Maestro Deets in random order;
let G be 0;
repeat through the Table of Maestro Deets begin;
if G < 2 begin;
if the feat1 entry is listed in Q begin;
if there is a feat2 entry begin;
if the feat2 entry is listed in Q begin;
say "[the detail entry] ";
now G is G + 1;
end if;
otherwise;
say "[the detail entry] ";
now G is G + 1;
end if;
end if;
end if;
end repeat;
if a random chance of 1 in 3 succeeds, say "Their [one of]star[or]lead[or]head[or]only decent[or]best[or]most popular[purely at random] [pop FOP] [pop stardrama]. ";
say "[br]";
if a random chance of 1 in 3 succeeds begin;
say "It is backed up by the [pop mobnames], a real gang of about 10-20 violent bastards[if nerdage is true] (3-harm gang small 1-armor)[end if].";
otherwise;
sort maestro-def in random order;
say "Its defences include [entry 1 in maestro-def]; and [entry 2 in maestro-def].";
end if;
[maestromob is a list of texts that varies. maestromob is {
""
}]
maestrolist is a list of texts that varies. maestrolist is {"luxury food", "easy food", "sports", "music", "games", "fights", "fashion", "art", "scene", "abundant food", "alcohol", "sex", "coffee", "spectacle", "drugs"}.
maestroatmo is a list of texts that varies. maestroatmo is {"bustle", "intimacy", "smoke", "shadows", "perfume", "slime", "velvet", "fantasy", "brass", "lights", "acoustics", "anonymity", "meat", "eavesdropping", "blood", "intrigue", "violence", "nostalgia", "spice", "quiet", "luxury", "nudity", "restraint", "forgetting", "pain", "kink", "candy", "protection", "grime", "noise", "dancing", "chill", "masks", "fresh fruit", "a cage", "mirrors", "sweat", "sawdust", "glitter"}.
Table of Maestro Deets
| feat1 | feat2 | detail |
| "music" | "violence" | "Try asking them to play some [pop MusicTypes] if you want your teeth kicked in." |
| "fashion" | "scene" | "[one of]Anyone who's anyone is[or]All the right people are[or]Everyone who can afford it is[purely at random] wearing their hot new look - [noreppop looksgood] and [noreppop looksgood]." |
| "luxury food" | "drugs" | "Nobody knows what's in the [pop luxefoods], and after the second mouthful most don't care." |
| "fights" | "alcohol" | "Winners drink on the house." |
| "fights" | "abundant food" | "It's all-you-can-eat if you beat the champ." |
| "coffee" | "easy food" | "They cut the coffee with chicory or dandelion root, but what the hell, it's cheap." |
| "coffee" | "scene" | "It's a popular venue for caffeine-fueled [one of]debates[or]conversations[or]discussions[or]impromptu symposia[purely at random] on [noreppop debatetopics] and [noreppop debatetopics]." |
| "coffee" | "drugs" | "If you don't like the taste of coffee, they've got synthetic caffeine cut with [one of][pop drugpats][or][pop drugcats]s[purely at random]." |
| "alcohol" | "luxury food" | "There's a valuable stash of ultra luxe pre-Fall booze [one of]hidden away somewhere[or]that they only bring out for special customers[or]if you can afford it[or]on display[purely at random]." |
| "abundant food" | "spectacle" | "If you can [one of]eat[or]choke down[or]cram down[or]guzzle[or]stuff down[purely at random] the [one of][pop Rulers]'s[or]Big[or]Mammoth[or]Murder[or]Giant[or]Glutton's[purely at random] [one of]Platter[or]Special[or]Feast[or]Banquet[or]Gutbuster[or]Heap[purely at random] in thirty minutes, [one of]you eat free[or]it's on the house[purely at random]." |
| "music" | "drugs" | "Until you've [one of]dropped[or]done[purely at random] [pop drugpats] and listened to [pop MusicTypes], you don't really understand music." |
| "abundant food" | "scene" | "It's considered real swell to leave some of the food on your plate, like you got no worries about where the next meal comes from." |
| "abundant food" | "fights" | "Nah, the meat isn't from the fighters who didn't make it. They'd charge extra for that." |
| "scene" | "anonymity" | "You might ask, what's the point of being so dap if nobody knows it's you? And then they'd throw you out on your ass." |
| "spectacle" | "drugs" | "Word is that [i][pop playnames][/i] is only good if you're on [pop drugcats]s." |
| "spectacle" | "fights" | "This week's [one of]main attraction[or]showstopper[or]finale[or]fight[purely at random] [one of]features[or]will see[or]showcases[purely at random] [allcapspop wrestlers] taking on [allcapspop wrestlers] in a[*a][pop wrestadjs] [pop wrestnouns]." |
| "sports" | "violence" | "The crowd is liable to riot if the game doesn't go the way they want[one of], and outside interference is an accepted element of the game[or]; indeed, it's considered an essential part of the experience[or], and the space is designed accordingly[purely at random]." |
| "spectacle" | "intimacy" | "For the right price, you can watch the show from a screened-off private box - which some of the guests take very full advantage of." |
| "easy food" | -- | "Having recently obtained a[one of] windfall[or] massive[or] lucky[or]n ill-gotten[or]n unexpected[or]n unasked-for[or] double[purely at random] shipment of [pop foodkinds], they're putting it in every meal." |
| "easy food" | -- | "There's an honest-to-god drive-thru window and everything." |
| "easy food" | -- | "They're open 24 hours, long as all you need is a seat and a square meal." |
| "abundant food" | -- | "They do wonders with [pop foodkinds]." |
| "abundant food" | -- | "Their grub cache is a thing of legend; every two-bit skeeve has a theory about where it's hid and how to lift it." |
| "abundant food" | -- | "All-you-can-eat [pop foodkinds]! (Well, all you can keep down)." |
| "luxury food" | -- | "Try the [pop luxefoods]." |
| "luxury food" | -- | "It's mostly the same shit that you eat everywhere else, only [one of]they do a real good job of dressing it up[or]they know what to do with it[or]not cooked in a tin can over a burn barrel[or]cooked properly[purely at random]." |
| "luxury food" | -- | "It's the only place in the waste where you're likely to find [pop luxefoods]." |
| "fights" | -- | "Leave your weapons [one of]with the doorman[or]outside[or]at the coat-check[purely at random][one of] (seriously)[or], or get a whole lot worse than an ass-kicking[or] (although if they like you a small safety-deposit will do just as well)[purely at random]." |
| "fights" | -- | "If it's your first time, you have to fight." |
| "fights" | -- | "If you want to fight, it's no shirt, no belt, no shoes." |
| "easy food" | -- | "The [pop Beasts] [one of]Burger[or]Pie[or]Soup[or]Surprise[or]Stew[or]Sandwich[or]Special[or]Burrito[or]Dumpling[purely at random] [one of]is probably false advertising[or]tastes better than it should[or]is extremely popular[or]isn't actually all that good[or]is flavorless but cheap[purely at random]." |
| "fashion" | -- | "Show up in [pop looksgood] if you want to [one of]fit in[or]stand out[or]get with the scene[or]blend in[or]blend in with the crowd[or]get noticed[or]draw stares[or]match the crowd[or]look like a regular[or]stay dap[purely at random]." |
| "fashion" | -- | "[one of]Their star model, [pop maestrotitles],[or]Their star model, [pop maestronames],[or]Their star model[or]The [pop predelictions] of their lead designer[plure][or]The [pop predelictions] of their most influential patron[plure][purely at random] [one of]dominate[anti-s] the design to the extent that[or]influence[anti-s] the catalog so much that[or][is-are] so central to the design that[or][is-are] so essential to their image that[or][is-are] synonymous with the brand to the point that[purely at random] their [one of]clothes[or]designs[or]collections[purely at random] [one of]really only work for[or]only look flattering on[or]are only really suited to[purely at random] [noreppop modelshapes], [noreppop modelshapes] [one of]men[or]women[or]girls[or]boys[or]youths[or]people[or]warriors[or]creeps[or]weirdos[purely at random]." |
| "fashion" | -- | "[one of]They've just received[or]They're working on[or]They have[purely at random] a commission to [one of]dress up[or]equip[or]deck out[or]dress[or]dress up[or]tart up[purely at random] the [one of][pop mobnames][or][pop hardnames] militia[purely at random] in [one of][pop swordwear][or][pop plwordwear][purely at random][one of] for an upcoming festival[or] for a victory parade[or] for a particularly glamorous [downpop battlenames][or][purely at random], and they're struggling to [one of]fill it[or]find materials[or]get the job done in time[or]settle on a design that satisfies everyone[purely at random]." |
| "coffee" | -- | "You can smell those coffee beans roasting half a mile away." |
| "coffee" | -- | "They won't reveal where they get the coffee beans from; it's the stuff of heist plans and conspiracy theories." |
| "coffee" | -- | "The coffee is brewed in a huge, steam-seething, high-pressure contraption." |
| "alcohol" | -- | "The still periodically blows up and sets everything on fire, but its product is eye-watering." |
| "alcohol" | -- | "They probably won't cut you off, but you can rely on them rolling you onto your side if you black out." |
| "alcohol" | -- | "Get to know the bar staff and you can score some steep discounts." |
| "music" | -- | "The [one of]house band[or]jukebox[or]sound system[or]phonograph[purely at random] mostly plays [pop MusicTypes][one of], except on [pop MusicTypes] night[or][or][or][purely at random]." |
| "music" | -- | "They're in dire need of a[*a][pop musicians] [one of]who can play[or]familiar with[or]comfortable with[purely at random] [pop MusicTypes]." |
| "music" | -- | "The [noreppop musicians] has [one of]charisma[or]looks[or]sex appeal[or]style[or]stage presence[purely at random], the [noreppop musicians] has [one of]actual talent[or]classical training[or]ability[or]vision[or]genius[or]chops[or]skills[purely at random], the [noreppop musicians] [one of]hasn't got a fucking clue[or]is their old buddy[or]is the [pop fam] of a major backer[or]shows up[or]keeps them sober[or]has a[*a][pop drugpats] habit[or]drinks[or]knows how to party[or]has really bad facial hair[or]keeps them out of trouble[or]doesn't give a shit[or]gets into fights[or]never gets laid[or]sells them [thedrug][or]is large and carries a [statoff][pop basicweapon][staton][purely at random]." |
| "sports" | -- | "They claim to have invented [one of][downpop commonnouns][or][downpop commonadjs][or]roller[or]battle[purely at random][one of]ball[or]-racing[or] derby[or]-chase[purely at random][one of], though this is hotly disputed[or], which seems likely given that it's not played anywhere else[or][purely at random]." |
| "sports" | -- | "There's a constant supply of young fools willing to risk life and limb for glory and riches that come with the [one of]Ultimate[or]Championship[or]Grand[or]Series[purely at random] [one of]Prize[or]Cup[or]Trophy[or]Belt[or]Crown[purely at random], but [one of]veterans will tell you it ain't worth it[or]champions rarely live to enjoy their success for long[or]the setup makes a victory near-impossible[or]the house can't turn a profit on it[purely at random]." |
| "sports" | -- | "The referees go masked, cloaked and hooded, for fear of reprisals." |
| "games" | -- | "Rumor is that the [pop gamblesites] is rigged[one of][or] (it isn't)[or] (it totally is)[or] (it is, but the house isn't in on it)[purely at random]." |
| "games" | -- | "[one of][pop allnames] won some ultra-jackpot loot from [pop gambles], and the house is fuckin['] pissed about it[or]The house has been making bank from [pop gambles] recently, and the clientele's grumbling is turning nasty[purely at random]." |
| "games" | -- | "[one of]Newcomers are liable to get hustled at [pop sillygames][or]If the regulars offer you a game of [pop sillygames], it's probably a hustle[or]The [pop sillygames] league is extremely competitive[purely at random]." |
| "art" | -- | "They have accumulated an extensive collection of old-world art, looted from great palaces or hidden caches; their collection of [one of][pop oldschools][or][pop artadjs][or][pop artadjs] [pop oldschools][purely at random] [plure][pop arttypes][s] is particularly impressive." |
| "art" | -- | "Their studio churns out [one of][pop artadjs][or][pop artfakes] [pop oldschools][purely at random] [plure][pop arttypes][s] by the dozen." |
| "art" | -- | "[one of]Although they collect and produce a variety of media[or]The occasional experiment aside[purely at random], [one of]they are true masters at the design of[or]their fame relies on their mastery of[or]they are only experts when it comes to[or]they are mostly known for[purely at random] [one of][purely at random][plure][one of][pop arttypes][or][pop nonartefact][purely at random][s]." |
| "scene" | -- | "If there's hot gossip anywhere between [pop placenames] and [pop placenames], you'll hear it here first." |
| "scene" | -- | "[pop hotgoss]." |
| "scene" | -- | "[pop hotgoss]." |
| "spectacle" | -- | "They[one of][']ve just started a run of[or][']re in rehearsals for[or] are putting on[purely at random] [i][pop playnames][/i], [one of]but everybody just wants them to keep doing [i][pop playnames][/i] forever[or]and it's a huge hit[or]and the performance is real rough around the edges[or]and it's a total shambles[or]which has made half the cast happy and the other half furious[or]which isn't the best, but they can hardly do [i][pop playnames][/i] without [pop maestrotitles][purely at random]." |
| "spectacle" | -- | "There's trouble brewing over who gets [one of]the part of[or]the role of[or]to play[or]to portray[or]to star as[or]to appear as[purely at random] [dramaname] in [i][pop playnames][/i]." |
| "spectacle" | -- | "The [pop performbits] [one of][is-are] an audience favorite[or]bring[anti-s] the house down[or][is-are] the only reason to see the show[or][is-are] worth the price of admission[or][is-are] a total snoozefest[purely at random]." |
| "drugs" | -- | "There's talk that the [thedrug] is getting cut with [one of]rat poison[or]juice-drink powder[or]talcum powder[or]baking powder[or]rock flour[or]soap powder[or]bonemeal[or]antifreeze[or]chalk[purely at random]." |
| "drugs" | -- | "Most regulars start the trip on [thedrug], then [one of]soften the high with[or]ease off with[or]mellow out on[or]adjust with[or]supercharge it with[or]come down on[purely at random] [pop drugpats]." |
| "drugs" | -- | "[one of]Their best seller is[or]They're running low on[or]They're the world's only supplier of[or]They make most of their profits from[purely at random] [thedrug]." |
| "sex" | -- | "[one of]They[or]Their [plure][pop sexworkers][s][purely at random] specialize in [one of][pop pervpatterns][or][noreppop pervpatterns] and [noreppop pervpatterns][purely at random]." |
| "sex" | -- | "The [one of]bedrooms[or]private booths[or]bunks[purely at random] are certified free of [littlebeasts]." |
| "sex" | -- | "They've got rules: no [noreppop pervnopes], [one of]no [noreppop pervnopes][or][pop pervconds][purely at random], and [one of]definitely[or]absolutely[or]probably[purely at random] no[nothe] [pop pervpatterns][theoff]." |
wrestlers is a list of texts that varies. wrestlers is {
"The [one of]Human[or]Killer[or]Brutal[or]Terrible[or]Mighty[or]Bloody[or]Incredible[or]Unstoppable[or]Ultimate[purely at random] [one of][pop Beasts][or][pop vnouns][or][pop rignouns][or][pop shortends][purely at random]",
"[one of][pop hardcoreprefs][or][uppop beasttypes][or][statoff][titlepop basicweapon][staton][or][pop spoopynouns][purely at random] [one of][namepop chiefnames][or][namepop gangernames][purely at random]",
"[pop allbasicnames] the [one of][pop godverbers][or][pop commonverbers][purely at random]",
"[pop gangertitle]",
"[one of]Grand[or]Big[or]Great[or]Bad[or]Nasty[or]Rough[or]Mean[or][pop alladjs][purely at random] [one of][pop Roles][or][pop rulers][or][pop Beasts][or][pop commonverbers][purely at random] [pop onesyllablenames]",
"The [one of][pop commonnouns][or][pop Beasts][or][pop Roles][or][pop battlenames][purely at random]"
}.
wrestadjs is a list of texts that varies. wrestadjs is {"[statoff][pop basicweapon][staton]","broken glass", "elimination", "flag", "handicap", "ironman", "ladder", "electrified", "strip", "tag-team", "extreme", "hardcore", "[one of]gravy[or]mud[or]queso[or]sludge[or]crude oil[or]slime[purely at random]", "barbed wire", "steel cage", "fans-bring-weapons", "first-blood", "no-holds-barred", "loser-leaves-town", "last-chance", "retirement", "hair-wager", "submission", "mask-wager", "pigpen", "strap", "tables", "chairs", "inferno", "three-way", "four-way", "gauntlet", "grudge", "championship", "challenge", "[noreppop wrestadjs] [noreppop wrestadjs]", "[noreppop wrestadjs] [noreppop wrestadjs] [noreppop wrestadjs]"}.
wrestnouns is a list of texts that varies. wrestnouns is {"battle", "bout", "match", "fight", "free-for-all", "rumble", "deathmatch", "brawl", "battle royal", "scramble"}.
performbits is a list of texts that varies. performbits is {"aria", "burlesque", "cabaletta", "cadenza", "coloratura", "daredevil act", "duet", "fan dance", "fire-[one of]eating[or]breathing[or]juggling[or]spinning[or]walking[purely at random]", "freak show", "interactive theater", "illusionist", "jugglers[plure]", "mad scene", "masque", "mesmerist", "mummery", "museum of [one of]marvels[or]wonders[or]freaks[or]horrors[purely at random]", "puppets[plure]", "shadow play", "stage magic", "stand-up routine", "trapeze act", "trick shooting", "trick rider", "ventriloquist act", "waxworks", "wire-work", "[one of]performing[or]educated[or]mathematical[or]amazing[or]acrobatic[or]banjo-playing[or]singing[or]talking[purely at random] [one of]dog[or]cat[or]pony[or]pig[or]monkeys[plure][or][littlebeasts][plure][purely at random]"}.
playnames is a list of texts that varies. playnames is {
"[pop Rulers] [pop allbasicnames]",
"[one of][pop holdernames][or][pop chiefnames][or][pop allbasicnames][purely at random] the [one of][pop commonadjs][or][pop peopleadjs][or][pop Roles][purely at random]",
"[pop allbasicnames] and [pop allbasicnames]",
"The [one of][pop Beasts][or][pop Roles][or][pop complexnouns][or][plure][pop Beasts][s][or][plure][pop Roles][s][or][plure][pop complexnouns][s][purely at random]",
"The [one of][pop commonadjs][or][pop peopleadjs][or][pop playadjs][purely at random] [one of][pop playnouns][or][uppop fam][or][plure][uppop pervagues][s][purely at random] of [pop allnames]",
"[one of]The[purely at random][one of][or][or] [pop peopleadjs][or] [pop commonadjs][purely at random] [pop Roles][one of]'s [pop playnouns][or]'s [pop playplots][or][purely at random]",
"[uppop allnames] and the [pop alladjs] [one of][pop Roles][or][plure][pop Roles][s][or][uppop basicjobs][or][plure][uppop basicjobs][s][purely at random]",
"[titlecase][uppop battlestyles][titleoff]",
"The [one of][pop CrewNouns][or][plure][pop Roles][s][purely at random] of [pop placenames]",
"[one of]Those[or]Such[or]Some[or]My[or]His[or]Her[or]Our[purely at random] [pop alladjs] [one of][pop PluralCrews][or][plure][pop Roles][s][purely at random]",
"[one of]That[or]Such a[or]It's The[or]My[or]His[or]Her[purely at random] [pop alladjs] [one of][pop SingCrews][or][pop Roles][purely at random]",
"[pop titlejacs] [one of]She[or]He[or][pop allbasicnames][purely at random][one of][']s[or] [pop IsText][purely at random] [one of]A[*a][pop Roles][or][pop peopleadjs][purely at random]",
"[one of]She[or]He[or]You[or]We[purely at random] [pop KnewList] [pop x-asserts]",
"[pop x-asserts]",
"[uppop allnames] [pop GetsList] [one of][pop alladjs][or]a[*a][pop Roles][purely at random]",
"[pop playplots] of a [one of][pop peopleadjs] [or][pop commonadjs] [or][purely at random][pop Roles]",
"[pop placenames]",
"[one of]The [pop Rulers][or]The [pop Roles][or][pop holdernames][or][pop chiefnames][or][pop allbasicnames][purely at random] in [pop playsets]",
"The [pop endtimes]",
"The [one of][pop commonnouns][or][uppop places][or][pop settlenames][or][pop battlenames][purely at random]",
"The [one of][pop complexnouns][or][pop shortends][or][pop hardcoreprefs][or][pop godverbers][or][pop devilnames][purely at random] [pop playnouns]",
"[one of][pop allnames][or][uppop godnames][or]The [pop Roles][purely at random] [plure][pop basicverbs][s] [one of]Everyone[or][pop allnames][or]A[*a][pop Roles][or]Himself[or]Herself[purely at random]",
"The [one of][or][pop alladjs] [purely at random][pop Roles]'s [one of][pop playplots][or][pop EmotionsList][or][uppop fam][purely at random]",
"[one of]A[or]The[or]My[or]Her[or]His[purely at random] [pop alladjs] [one of][pop playplots][or][pop EmotionsList][purely at random]",
"[one of][pop commonadjs] [or][pop peopleadjs] [or][purely at random][pop EmotionsList]",
"[pop playnames], [one of]Part[or]Chapter[or]Act[or]Fit[or]Phase[or]Round[or]Book[or]Volume[or]Series[or]Season[or]Day[or]Verse[purely at random] [one of]1[or]2[or]3[or]I[or]II[or]III[or]IV[purely at random]",
"The [pop playnouns] of [one of][plure][pop storynumbers][or][plure][pop legendadjs][or]the[purely at random] [one of][pop settlenames][or][pop Rulers][or][pop Roles][or][pop godnouns][or][pop hocusformals][purely at random][s]",
"The [pop playnouns] of [one of][pop hocustitles][or][pop godnames][or][pop placenames][purely at random]",
"[one of][pop allbasicnames], [or][uppop allnames], [or][purely at random][one of][or][or][or][pop commonadjs] [or][pop peopleadjs] [purely at random][one of][pop Roles][or][pop playheroes][or][pop commonverbers][purely at random] of [one of][uppop places][or]the [pop commonadjs] [uppop places][or][pop playsets][purely at random]",
"[pop basicverbs] the [one of][pop Rulers][or][pop hocusformals][or][nothe][anycar][theoff][or][pop Roles][purely at random][one of]![or][purely at random]"
}.
Instead of jumping:
[say "The [pop playnouns] of [one of][plure][pop storynumbers][or][plure][pop legendadjs][or]the[purely at random] [one of][pop settlenames][or][pop Rulers][or][pop Roles][or][pop godnouns][purely at random][s][br]";]
[say "[pop hotgoss] [pop rumors].";
say "They've got rules: no [noreppop pervnopes], [one of]no [noreppop pervnopes][or][pop pervconds][purely at random], and [one of]definitely[or]absolutely[or]probably[purely at random] no[nothe] [pop pervpatterns].";
say "If there's hot gossip anywhere between [pop placenames] and [pop placenames], you'll hear it here first.";]
let F be 15;
while F > 0 begin;
now poplist is {};
now vehicsize is a random number between 1 and 5;
[say "[exceptionalrig]";]
[say "[pop MusicTypes][br]";]
[say "[one of][pop oldschools][or][pop artadjs][or][pop artadjs] [pop oldschools][purely at random] [plure][pop arttypes][s][br]";]
[say "[one of]Their star model, [pop maestrotitles],[or]Their star model, [pop maestronames],[or]Their star model[or]The [pop predelictions] of their lead designer[plure][or]The [pop predelictions] of their most influential patron[plure][purely at random] [one of]dominate[anti-s] the design to the extent that[or]influence[anti-s] the catalog so much that[or][is-are] so central to the design that[or][is-are] so essential to their image that[or][is-are] synonymous with the brand to the point that[purely at random] their [one of]clothes[or]designs[or]collections[purely at random] [one of]really only work for[or]only look flattering on[or]are only really suited to[purely at random] [noreppop modelshapes], [noreppop modelshapes] [one of]men[or]women[or]girls[or]boys[or]youths[or]people[or]warriors[or]creeps[or]weirdos[purely at random].[br]";]
[say "[pop playnames][br]";]
[say "[simpledrug][br]";]
[say "[pop hotgoss].[br]";]
[say "This week's main attraction features [allcapspop wrestlers] taking on [allcapspop wrestlers] in a[1][pop wrestadjs] [pop wrestnouns].[br]";]
[say "[pop wrestadjs] [pop wrestnouns][br]";]
[say "[dramaname][br]";]
[say "[pop brainertitles][br]";]
[say "Everybody loves to get hustled at [br]";]
[say "[one of]They've just received[or]They're working on[or]They have[purely at random] a commission to [one of]dress up[or]equip[or]deck out[or]dress[or]dress up[or]tart up[purely at random] the [one of][pop mobnames][or][pop hardnames] militia[purely at random] in [one of][pop swordwear][or][pop plwordwear][purely at random][one of] for an upcoming festival[or] for a victory parade[or] for a particularly glamorous [downpop battlenames][or][purely at random], and they're struggling to [one of]fill it[or]find materials[or]get the job done in time[or]settle on a design that satisfies everyone[purely at random].[br]";]
[ say "The [noreppop musicians] has [one of]charisma[or]looks[or]sex appeal[or]style[or]stage presence[purely at random], the [noreppop musicians] has [one of]actual talent[or]classical training[or]ability[or]vision[or]genius[or]chops[or]skills[purely at random], the [noreppop musicians] [one of]hasn't got a fucking clue[or]is their old buddy[or]is the [pop fam] of a major backer[or]shows up[or]keeps them sober[or]has a[2][pop drugpats] habit[or]drinks[or]knows how to party[or]has really bad facial hair[or]keeps them out of trouble[or]doesn't give a shit[or]gets into fights[or]never gets laid[or]sells them [thedrug][or]is large and carries a [statoff][pop basicweapon][staton][purely at random].[br]";]
[say "[pop shortadjs][one of][downpop lesslist][or][downpop shortbeasts][or][downpop commonnouns][purely at random][br]";]
[say "[pop wrestlers][br]";]
[say "[one of][pop commonnouns][or][pop shortbeasts][or][pop spoopynouns][purely at random][one of]lord[or]king[or]queen[or]boss[purely at random][br]";]
say "[one of][pop commonadjs][or][pop peopleadjs][purely at random] [pop complexnouns][br]";
[say "[pop booknames][br]";]
now F is F - 1;
end while;
Instead of jumping: gangform.
[fauxlist is a list of texts that varies. fauxlist is {"[pop drugcats]", "[pop Beasts]"}.]
sillygames is a list of texts that varies. sillygames is {
"[pop basicverbs] the [one of][pop Rulers][or][pop Beasts][purely at random]",
"[one of][uppop storynumbers][plure] [or][purely at random][one of][pop suits][or][pop facecards][s][purely at random][sing] [one of]Up[or]Sideways[or]Down[or]Halfway[or]Downstairs[or]Under[or]Gambit[or][pop basicverbs][or][pop commonadjs][purely at random]",
"[one of]Go[or][pop Rulers]'s[or][titlepop herbfolk]'s[purely at random] [one of][pop basicverbs][or][pop commonadjs][or][pop peopleadjs][purely at random]",
"[one of][uppop storynumbers][plure][purely at random] [one of]Card[or]Hand[s][or]Throw[or]Way[s][purely at random][sing] [one of]Draw[or]Ante[or]Trick[or]Clench[or]Grub[or]Pot[or]Deck[or]Hole[or][pop commonnouns][or][pop battlenames][purely at random]",
"[one of]toss[or]throw[or]pitch[or]chuck[or]sling[or]switch[or]slide[or]scootch[or]slip[or][downpop basicverbs][purely at random]-[one of]peg[or]pickle[or]pebble[or]sticks[or]nickel[or]penny[or]pea[or]bean[or]jack[or]bullet[purely at random]",
"[one of]chess[or]backgammon[or]darts[or]shove ha'penny[or]dominoes[or]poker[or]pool[or]boules[or]bar billiards[or]skee ball[or]mumblety-peg[or][pop sillygames][or][pop sillygames][or][pop sillygames][purely at random]"
}.
oldschools is a list of texts that varies. oldschools is {"Arabic", "Anglo-Saxon", "Arts and Crafts", "Ashcan", "Attic", "Art Nouveau", "Art Deco", "Baroque", "Bauhaus", "Byzantine", "classical", "Cubist", "Dadaist", "Decadent", "Dutch", "Edo-period", "expressionist", "Fauvist", "futurist", "Historicist", "impressionist", "Insular", "Kalighat", "Mannerist", "medieval", "Mesoamerican", "Mesopotamian", "Mughal", "Naive", "naturalist", "Orphist", "outsider", "Persian", "pointillist", "post-modern", "Pre-Raphaelite", "Realist", "Renaissance", "Rococo", "Roman", "Romanesque", "social realist", "Surrealist", "symbolist", "Thai", "[one of]Ming[or]Song[or]Tang[purely at random] dynasty"}.
artadjs is a list of texts that varies. artadjs is {"comic", "erotic", "experimental", "heroic", "narrative", "obscene", "political", "religious", "romantic", "satirical", "sentimental"}.
artfakes is a list of texts that varies. artfakes is {"cheap", "ersatz", "faux", "fake", "imitation", "knock-off", "replica"}.
arttypes is a list of texts that varies. arttypes is {"artbook", "bas-relief", "calligraphy[reckon]", "ceramic", "commercial art[reckon]", "dress weapon", "etching", "furniture[reckon]", "illuminated manuscript", "jewelry[reckon]", "landscape", "lithograph", "mask", "ornamental ironwork[reckon]", "print", "lacquerwork[reckon]", "netsuke[reckon]", "nude", "painting", "portrait", "pyrography[reckon]", "sculpture[reckon]", "stained glass[reckon]", "still-life", "tapestr[*ies]", "textiles[reckon]", "tchotchke", "watercolor"}.
nonartefact is a list of texts that varies. nonartefact is {"architecture", "body mod", "installation", "graffiti[reckon]", "mural", "scarification[reckon]", "tattoo","vehicle ornament"}.
predelictions is a list of texts that varies. predelictions is {"tastes", "[one of]personal[or]special[purely at random] tastes", "fetishes", "[one of]personal[or]special[purely at random] predelictions", "[one of]personal[or]special[purely at random] preferences"}.
modelshapes is a list of texts that varies. modelshapes is {
"[one of]redheaded[or]blonde[or]brunette[or]mousy-haired[or]raven-haired[or]tangle-haired[or]bald[or]nappy-haired[or]big-haired[or]greying[or]wavy-haired[purely at random]",
"[one of]fat[or]plump[or]zaftig[or]plush[or]heavy[or]thin[or]elfin[or]slight[or]bony[or]slender[or]waifish[or]skinny[or]twiggy[or]stocky[or]emaciated[or]muscular[or]toned[or]athletic[or]swole[or]ripped[or]gaunt[or]lean[or]stacked[or]lissom[or]broad[or]angular[or]birdlike[or]narrow-hipped[or]sturdy[or]elfin[or]well-endowed[purely at random]",
"[one of]tall[or]short[or]towering[or]tiny[or]giant[or]massive[purely at random]",
"[one of]graceful[or]langorous[or]stiff[or]ethereal[or]brooding[or]bubbly[or]assertive[or]rugged[or]rakish[or]charming[or]rude[or]roguish[or]sunny[or]quirky[or]alien[or]spacy[or]diffident[or]shy[or]smirking[or]smiling[or]flawless[or]effusive[or]distant[or]smoldering[or]sassy[or]perky[or]sulky[or]aggressive[or]vampish[or]menacing[or]pouty[or]gentle[or]clumsy[purely at random]",
"[one of]vivid[or]big[or]liquid[or]kind[or]intense[or]dark[or]bright[or]almond[or]watery[or]soft[or]hard[or]angry[or]smoky[or]laughing[or]fierce[or]innocent[or]vacant[or]dead[or]hungry[purely at random]-eyed",
"[one of]square[or]triangle[or]heart[or]round[or]long[or]diamond[or]oblong[purely at random]-faced",
"[one of]pale[or]pallid[or]dusky[or]olive-skinned[or]tan[or]freckled[or]brown-skinned[or]strawberries-and-cream[or]dark-skinned[purely at random]",
"[downpop peopleadjs]"
}.
x-asserts is a list of texts that varies. x-asserts is {
"[pop allbasicnames] [pop IsText] [pop peopleadjs]",
"[plure][pop Roles][s] Are [one of][pop peopleadjs][or][pop commonadjs][purely at random]"
}
titled is a truth state that varies. titled is false.
To say titlecase:
now titled is true;
To say titleoff:
now titled is false;
playadjs is a list of texts that varies. playadjs is {"Accurate", "Amazing", "Bloody", "Difficult", "Fabulous", "Famous", "Fatal", "Fortunate", "Incredible", "Inspirational", "Instructive", "Lamentable", "Merry", "Murderous", "Picaresque", "Real", "Shameful", "Terrible", "True", "Unfortunate"}.
playsets is a list of texts that varies. playsets is {"Arcadia", "Asgard", "Bedlam", "Elysium", "the Former World", "Heaven", "Hell", "Purgatory", "Valhalla", "the [pop shortends]", "[pop placenames]"}.
playheroes is a list of texts that varies. playheroes is {"Adventurer", "Bravo", "Champion", "Fool", "Gallant", "Guardian", "Hero", "Heroine", "Rake", "Rover", "Savior", "Warrior", "[pop Rulers]", "[pop hocusformals]"}.
playnouns is a list of texts that varies. playnouns is {"Chronicle", "Comed[*ies]", "Cycle", "Epic", "Fable", "Histor[*ies]", "Legend", "Myster[*ies]", "Mysteries[reckon]", "Opera", "Play", "Revels[reckon]", "Saga", "Song", "Stor[*ies]", "Tale", "Traged[*ies]", "[pop dogmas]"}.
storynumbers is a list of texts that varies. storynumbers is {"Two", "Three", "Four", "Five", "Seven", "Nine", "Twelve", "Twenty", "Forty", "a Hundred", "a Thousand", "Infinite"}.
legendadjs is a list of texts that varies. legendadjs is {"Ancient", "Forgotten", "Former", "Lost", "Old", "Past", "Ruined"}.
playplots is a list of texts that varies. playplots is {"Adolescence", "Afterlife", "Ancestors", "Apotheosis", "Awakening", "Birth", "Career", "Childhood", "Children", "Comeuppance", "Confessions", "Death", "Debut", "Deception", "Decline", "Divorce", "Downfall", "Education", "End", "Errors", "Evolution", "Descendants", "Failure", "Fortunes", "Heir", "Legacy", "Life", "Marriage", "Memoirs", "Mistake", "Nativity", "Parents", "Progeny", "Progress", "Quest", "Rebirth", "Return", "Revenge", "Rise", "Romance", "Seduction", "Sorrows", "Stratagem", "Struggle", "Testimony", "Travails", "Triumph", "Upbringing", "Vengeance", "Youth", "Wedding", "Wooing", "[uppop pervagues]"}.
titlejacs is a list of texts that varies. titlejacs is {"Alas That", "Hell Yeah", "I Hear That", "It's Said", "[']Tis Pity", "You Know", "Word Is", "[one of]She[or]He[or]I[or]You[purely at random] [pop KnewList]"}.
GetsList is a list of texts that varies. GetsList is {"Becomes", "Becomes","Becomes", "Wants To Be", "Was", "Wasn't", "[pop KnewList] She Was", "[pop KnewList] You Were", "[pop KnewList] I Was", "Stopped Being", "[pop IsText]", "[pop IsText]", "[pop IsText]"}.
KnewList is a list of texts that varies. KnewList is {"Knew", "Thought", "Knew", "Thought", "Knew", "Thought", "Believed", "Understood", "Realized", "Told You", "Told Me", "Assumed", "Hoped", "Feared", "Got That"}.
IsText is a list of texts that varies. IsText is {"Is", "Is", "Is", "Is", "Is", "Isn't", "Isn't", "Can't Be", "Should Be", "Wasn't", "Couldn't Be", "Shouldn't Be", "Was Never", "Was Always", "Will Never Be", "Could Be"}.
EmotionsList is a list of texts that varies. EmotionsList is {"Agony", "Anger", "Affection", "Angst", "Anguish[*es]", "Apathy", "Arousal", "Anticipation", "Anxiet[*ies]", "Awe", "Boredom", "Contempt", "Conviction", "Fear", "Fury", "Despair", "Depression", "Desire", "Determination", "Disgust", "Ecstasy", "Ennui", "Grief", "Guilt", "Hatred", "Horror", "Hope", "Humiliation", "Indifference", "Irritation", "Joy", "Love", "Lust", "Madness", "Misery", "Panic[reckon]", "Pain", "Passion", "Pit[*ies]", "Pride", "Pleasure", "Rage", "Remorse", "Regret", "Sadness", "Shame", "Shock", "Spite", "Tension", "Terror", "Woe", "Worry"}.
EmotionAdjs is a list of texts that varies. EmotionAdjs is {"Angry", "Affectionate", "Angsty", "Anguished", "Aroused", "Anticipatory", "Annoyed", "Annoying", "Apathetic","Anxious", "Awed", "Bored", "Boring", "Contemptuous", "Contemptible", "Convinced", "Afraid", "Fearful", "Furious", "Infuriating", "Despairing", "Depressed", "Depressing", "Horny", "Thirsty", "Determined", "Disgusted", "Disgusting", "Ecstatic", "Ennervated", "Frustrated", "Frustrating", "Grieving", "Guilty", "Happy", "Hateful", "Horrified", "Horrifying", "Hopeful", "Humiliated", "Humiliating", "Indifferent", "Irritated", "Irritating", "Joyful", "Happy", "Loving", "Loveable", "Lusty", "Lustful", "Amorous", "Mad", "Manic", "Miserable", "Pained", "Painful", "Passionate", "Prideful", "Regretful", "Regrettable", "Sad", "Shy", "Tense", "Ashamed", "Shameful", "Shocked", "Spiteful", "Terrified", "Woeful", "Worried", "Worrying"}.
To say dramaname:
say "[pop dramafores][one of][pop dramamids][or][purely at random][pop dramaafts]";
[These aren't very varied, but they're pretty much a one-off joke; they are only used of characters within Maestro fictions, never of people in the world.]
dramamids is a list of texts that varies. dramamids is {"c", "ch", "d", "f", "p", "ph", "ic", "ich", "it", "iz", "od", "of", "ot", "ov", "th", "v", "z"}.
dramafores is a list of texts that varies. dramafores is {"Al", "An", "Ar", "Aur", "Ben", "Ber", "Dar", "Del", "Dion", "Dol", "Dor", "El", "En", "Er", "Hy", "Ir", "Mal", "Mer", "Mir", "Mar", "Jun", "Ol", "On", "Or", "Phil", "Sol", "Sor", "Ur"}.
dramaafts is a list of texts that varies. dramaafts is {"acia", "alo","alia", "anda", "aria", "aro", "atia","ea", "ecia", "eno", "enza", "enzo", "eo", "elo", "ela", "ero", "era", "eria", "elia", "elio", "eto", "eta", "ia", "io", "ine", "ita", "isia", "isio", "ite", "ito", "iete", "ona", "ono", "olio", "utio"}.
hotgoss is a list of texts that varies. hotgoss is {"Everyone has [one of]their own story[or]a different version[or]a hot take[or]a contentious opinion[or]their own strident views[or]some choice words[or]their own details[purely at random] [one of]concerning[or]about[or]on[purely at random] [pop rumors]",
"[one of]People are[or]Everyone's[purely at random] talking about [pop rumors]",
"The latest [pop gossadjs] [one of]rumor[or]gossip[or]goss[or]news[or]topic[or]controversy[purely at random] [one of]is about[or]involves[or]concerns[purely at random] [pop rumors]",
"The latest [pop gossadjs] [one of]rumor[or]gossip[or]goss[or]news[or]topic[or]controversy[purely at random] is [one of]that[or]about whether[purely at random] [pop goss-facts]",
"[one of]By now[or]At this point[purely at random] [one of]it's taken for granted[or]everyone assumes[or]the discourse has decided[or]it's generally assumed[purely at random] that [pop goss-facts]",
"Rumor has it that [pop goss-facts]",
"[pop allnames] is spreading rumors about [pop rumors]"}
rumors is a list of texts that varies. rumors is {
"[pop allnames] [one of]hypothetically [or]possibly [or]arguably [or]arguably [or]ostensibly [or][or][or][or][purely at random][one of]punching[or]killing[or]copping off with[or]hooking up with[or]snubbing[or]throwing down on[or]challenging[or]beefing with[or]dissing[or]splitting up with[or]getting back together with[or]making peace with[or]betraying[or]crushing on[or]running around with[or]doing [pop pervpatterns] [forto][purely at random] [pop allnames]",
"[one of][pop allnames] being into [pop pervpatterns][or]whether [pop allnames] is into [pop pervpatterns][purely at random]",
"[one of]the tactics of [or]the fallout from [or]the great deeds done at [or]the shameful failures at [or][pop allnames]'s treachery at [or][pop allnames]'s heroism at [purely at random][pop battlestyles]",
"[pop allnames]'s [one of]hot take[or]claim[or]assertion[or]accusation[purely at random] that [pop goss-facts]",
"the [one of]terrible beast[or]hideous monster[or][alldownpop CrewNouns] from [pop hardnames][or]mutated [downpop Beasts][or]cannibal gang[or]raiding party[or]marauders[or]bandits[or][downpop creepjective] thing[or][downpop creepjective] ghosts[purely at random] [one of]lurking in[or]hiding out in[or]ravaging[or]rampaging around[or]causing mayhem around[or]threatening[or]that'll get you if you go near[or]roaming[or]preying on the unwary in[or]hunting around[or]last seen near[purely at random] [pop placenames]"}.
gossadjs is a list of texts that varies. gossadjs is {"controversial", "hot", "fresh", "shocking", "new", "alarming", "exciting", "bizarre"}.
goss-facts is a list of texts that varies. goss-facts is {
"[pop allnames] [one of]is[or]isn't[or]is[or]isn't[or]is only pretending to be[or][alldownpop IsText][purely at random] [one of]too [or][or][purely at random][one of][downpop peopleadjs][or][downpop EmotionAdjs][purely at random]",
"[one of][plure][pop basicweapon][s] are[or][plure][pop advweapons][s] are[or][pop drugcats]s are[or][pop MusicTypes] is[or][pop plwordwear] are[or][pop swordwear] is[purely at random] in and [one of][plure][pop basicweapon][s] are[or][plure][pop advweapons][s] are[or][pop drugcats]s are[or][pop MusicTypes] is[or][pop plwordwear] are[or][pop swordwear] is[purely at random] out",
"[pop allnames] [pop stardrama]",
"[pop allnames] [pop crewdrama] [one of]that[or]some[or]a[purely at random] [pop secretsqrladjs] [one of]boy[or]girl[or]man[or]woman[or]person[or]brainer[or]newcomer[or]outsider[or][pop basicjobs][purely at random]",
"[pop allnames] said [pop goss-facts]",
"[pop allnames] and [pop allnames] should just [one of]fuck[or]bang[or]do it[or]smash[or]screw[or]fight[or]kill one another[or]either fight or kiss[or]throw down[or]break up[purely at random] already",
"[pop allnames] has [one of][or]a bad case of [purely at random][pop ailments]",
"the [pop mobnames] are [pop gangplanlist]",
"[one of][pop allnames] knows the location of[or]there's[or]the [pop mobnames] have[or][pop gangertitle] has[purely at random] a cache of [one of]valuable [pop manufactory][or][downpop valueadjs] [pop oddities][purely at random] hidden somewhere in [pop placenames]",
"[one of]the [pop mobnames] are[or][pop hardholders] of [pop hardnames] is[or][pop hardholders] is[or]the hold of [pop hardnames] is[purely at random] looking to hire a [one of][pop basicjobs][purely at random]",
"[pop hardnames] [one of]was destroyed by[or]was hit by[or]was torn apart by[or]was devastated by[purely at random] [one of]an infestation of [littlebeasts][or]the wrath of [pop godnames][or][pop plagues][or]a quake[or]a storm[or]civil war[or]raiders[or]famine[or]drought[purely at random]",
"[pop hardholders] had [pop allnames] [pop martyrdoms][one of][or] [pop martyreasons][purely at random]"
}
secretsqrladjs is a list of texts that varies. secretsqrladjs is {"alluring", "mysterious", "wandering", "rakish", "random", "shadowy", "shifty", "sinister", "suspicious", "unidentified", "[pop famtroubles]", "[nothe][pop placenames][theoff]", "[iteite]", "[pop mobnames]"}.
To say forto:
say "[one of]for[or]to[or]with[purely at random]";
gambles is a list of texts that varies. gambles is {"baccarat", "blackjack", "bullfights", "chuck-a-luck", "cock fights", "craps", "dog fights", "faro", "mahjong", "pachinko", "poker", "roulette", "sic bo", "slots", "[pop beasttypes] [pop smolbeasts] races"}.
pervnopes is a list of texts that varies. pervnopes is {"arguing the toss", "biting", "brainer shit", "choking", "[one of]enhancing things with[or]enhancing your performance with[or]fucking while high on[purely at random] [thedrug]", "freebies", "pooping", "punching", "road stink", "spectators", "spitting"}.
pervconds is a list of texts that varies. pervconds is {"boots off", "full protection", "half up front", "mandatory showers", "no second chances", "standard safewords"}.
gamblesites is a list of texts that varies. gamblesites is {"baccarat [one of]table[or]game[or]deck[purely at random]", "blackjack [one of]table[or]game[or]deck[purely at random]", "bull ring", "cock pit", "craps [one of]table[or]game[purely at random]", "chuck-a-luck [one of]table[or]game[purely at random]", "dog pit", "faro [one of]table[or]game[or]deck[purely at random]", "poker [one of]table[or]game[or]deck[purely at random]", "roulette wheel", "sic bo [one of]table[or]game[purely at random]", "pachinko machine","slot machine", "mahjong [one of]table[or]game[or]set[purely at random]"}.
sexworkers is a list of texts that varies. sexworkers is {"worker", "girl", "boy", "working girl", "working boy", "lad[*ies]", "gentle[*man]"}.
pervpatterns is a list of texts that varies. pervpatterns is {
"[xthe][one of][downpop peopleadjs][or][pop pervadjs][or][downpop Roles]'s[purely at random] [pop pervagues]",
"[one of][pop pervadjs][or][downpop NotAPub][or][pop pervadjs2][or][downpop MaestroShades][or][pop places][purely at random] [plure][pop pervnouns][s]",
"[one of][downpop complexnouns][or][downpop Roles][or][downpop commonnouns][or][pop pervadjs2][purely at random] [one of]play[or]service[or]kink[or]fetish[or]care[purely at random]",
"[xthe][one of]Full[or]Deep[or]Hard[or]Rough[or]Dirty[or][pop commonadjs][purely at random] [uppop pervadjs2] [one of][uppop pervnouns][or][uppop pervagues][purely at random]",
"[xthe][one of][downpop commonadjs][or][pop pervadjs2][or][downpop peopleadjs][purely at random] [one of][pop pervnouns][or][downpop Beasts][purely at random][one of] position[or] technique[or] method[or][purely at random]"
}
the-flag is a truth state that varies. the-flag is false.
To say nothe:
now the-flag is true;
To say xthe:
if the-flag is true begin;
now the-flag is false;
otherwise;
say "the ";
end if;
To say theoff:
now the-flag is false;
pervadjs is a list of texts that varies. pervadjs is {"abominable","ancient", "antediluvian", "American", "Andalucian", "Angeleno", "Berlin", "Brazilian", "Canadian", "Danish", "Dusseldorf", "Dutch", "English", "French", "Greek", "Hapsburg", "infamous", "Lithuanian", "old-world", "Occitan", "Ozark", "Persian", "Pittsburgh", "Provencal", "Roman", "Tuscan", "unforgiveable", "unnameable", "unnatural", "Seattle", "Swedish", "Swiss", "Tudor", "Viennese", "Venetian", "Welsh", "[iteite]", "[downpop Roles]'s"}.
pervagues is a list of texts that varies. pervagues is {"aberrance[reckon]", "affordance", "arrangement", "carnality[reckon]", "contrivance", "crime", "debasement", "debauch[*es]", "degradation", "depravity[reckon]", "deviation", "device", "experience", "habit", "innovation", "inversion", "kink", "manner", "method", "mode", "novelt[*ies]", "pastime", "pleasure", "perversion", "practice", "shame", "sin", "solace", "style", "temptation", "transgression", "usage", "vice", "weakness[*es]"}.
pervadjs2 is a list of texts that varies. pervadjs2 is {"all-night", "atypical", "authentic", "basket", "bliss", "blue", "body", "boyfriend", "brainer", "brown", "business", "butterfly", "cage", "clean", "comfort", "compression", "cuddle", "daisy", "edge", "endurance", "exposure", "flesh", "formal", "foul", "flipper", "freestyle", "fumble", "flower", "girlfriend", "hardcore", "hot", "horizontal", "immersion", "indecent", "internal", "intimate", "isolation", "jazz", "light", "limousine", "luxe","mask","meat", "mirror", "modified", "octopus", "neural", "pain", "perfume", "petal","pony", "power", "pre-Fall", "proxy", "purity", "recoil", "red-hot", "reverse", "safety", "saucy", "scissor", "slippery", "slime", "small", "smoke", "spice", "sprint", "squirt", "straddle", "stretch", "strict", "switch", "sublet", "surrender", "table", "triad", "ultimate", "vanilla", "velvet", "water", "wet", "[downpop Beasts]", "[downpop settlenames]", "[downpop commonadjs]", "[pop pervadjs]", "[one of]sixty[or]thirty[or]ten[purely at random]-second", "[one of]one[or]five[or]three[or]ten[or]fifteen[or]thirty[or]nine[or]seven[or]fifty[purely at random]-minute", "[downpop drugadjs]", "[downpop emotionslist]", "[downpop emotionadjs]", "[downpop MaestroShades]"}.
pervnouns is a list of texts that varies. pervnouns is {"aftercare[reckon]", "alternator", "affirmation","arrangement", "assignation", "bagatelle", "bottom", "bump", "burpee", "centipede", "chain", "contortion", "classic", "cluster", "creeper", "curler", "dance", "denial[reckon]", "duet", "ending", "fantas[*ies]", "frother", "gusher", "harness[*es]", "honeymoon", "kiss[*es]", "love[reckon]", "massage[reckon]", "marriage", "nooner", "novelt[*ies]", "percussion", "piledriver", "planche", "play[reckon]", "quartet", "restraint", "scenario", "screamer", "sequence", "service[reckon]", "shibari[reckon]", "shower", "squirmer","steamer", "stuff[reckon]", "submission[reckon]", "suspension[reckon]", "stinker", "style[reckon]", "tease", "throb", "tie", "tickler", "tingler", "top", "twister", "uplift", "variation", "[downpop commonverbers]", "[one of]two[or]three[or]four[or]all[purely at random]-way", "[one of]start[or]get[or]hook[or]pull[or]muscle[or]curl[purely at random]-up", "[flipsing][downpop commonnouns][flipoff]job", "[flipsing][downpop commonnouns][flipoff]fuck", "[one of]tie[or]stay[or]get[or]lock[purely at random]-down", "[one of]floor[or]rope[or][downpop commonnouns][purely at random]work[reckon]"}.
drugcats is a list of texts that varies. drugcats is {"anaesthetic", "analgesic", "anxio[one of]litic[or]genic[purely at random]", "aphrodisiac", "dissociative", "downer", "euphoric", "empathogen", "entheogen", "hallucinogen", "nootropic","psychedelic", "relaxant", "sedative", "serenic", "soporific", "upper"}.
drugpats is a list of texts that varies. drugpats is {
"[one of][pop commonadjs][or][pop peopleadjs][or][pop complexnouns][or][pop hardcoreprefs][purely at random] [pop drugnouns]",
"[pop drugadjs] [pop drugnouns]",
"[noreppop drugadjs] [noreppop drugadjs]",
"[one of][downpop commonnouns][or][downpop commonadjs][or][downpop onesyllablenames][purely at random][one of]flower[or]weed[or]bud[or]leaf[or]pod[or]root[or]bark[or]stem[or]bush[or]tree[or]herb[or]grass[or]berry[or]wood[or]vine[or]cherry[purely at random]",
"[pop herbfolk]'s [one of][downpop lesslist][or][pop herbnouns][purely at random]"
}
Table of Drug Bans
| exclude |
| {"maiden", "aphrodisiac", "sedative"} |
| {"maiden", "aphrodisiac", "regret"} |
| {"maiden", "aphrodisiac", "soporific"} |
| {"maiden", "tears", "sedative"} |
| {"maiden", "tears", "soporific"} |
| {"maiden", "regret", "soporific"} |
| {"maiden", "regret", "sedative"} |
| {"maiden", "tears", "soporific"} |
| {"maiden", "regret", "soporific"} |
| {"maiden", "tears", "dissociative"} |
| {"maiden", "regret", "dissociative"} |
MusicTypes is a list of texts that varies. MusicTypes is {
"[pop MusicGenres]",
"[pop MusicAdjectives] [pop MusicGenres]",
"[noreppop MusicGenres] [noreppop MusicGenres]",
"[one of]proto[or]nu[or]neo[or]post[or]avant[purely at random]-[pop MusicGenres]",
"[one of][pop MusicGenres][or][pop MusicAdjectives][purely at random] [one of]fusion[or]beat[or]ballads[or]anthems[or]rhythm[or]dirges[or]laments[or]groove[or]thump[or]sound[or]pound[or]breaks[or]grind[purely at random]"
}
MusicGenres is a list of texts that varies. MusicGenres is {"bebop", "blues", "bluegrass", "calypso", "country", "dub", "dubstep", "EDM", "electronica", "folk", "hip-hop", "house", "jazz", "metal", "pop", "reggae", "rap", "rock", "R&B", "salsa", "samba", "ska", "soul", "soukous", "swing", "techno", "trance", "[one of][downpop commonnouns][or][letterpop][or][pop curtmusic][purely at random]-[one of]hop[or]step[or]funk[or]pop[purely at random]", "[pop curtmusic]core", "[pop curtmusic]step", "[pop curtmusic]wave", "[pop curtmusic]abilly", "[pop curtmusic][one of]dive[or]gaze[purely at random]", "death[pop curtmusic]"}.
MusicAdjectives is a list of texts that varies. MusicAdjectives is {"acid", "Afro", "ambient", "anarchy", "Appalachian", "art", "avant-garde", "barbershop", "baroque", "basement", "battle", "beat", "bhangra", "boogie", "bounce", "brass", "Balkan", "British", "Cajun","chamber", "chillout", "Celtic", "Chicago", "chamber", "chanson", "chiptune", "classic", "college", "cool", "cowboy", "cosmic", "dad", "dance", "doom", "dark", "death", "Delta", "digital", "disco", "dirty", "diva", "Dixie", "drone", "drum", "Dutch", "easy", "electric", "elevator", "emo", "erotic", "extreme", "filmi", "folk", "free", "freestyle", "funeral", "funk", "fusion", "garage", "glam", "gospel", "gothic", "grunge", "hair", "hard", "hardcore", "heavy", "hornpipe", "horror", "idol", "industrial", "instrumental", "jam", "klezmer", "Latin", "lounge", "Motswako", "new wave", "noise", "normcore", "old-school", "orchestral", "outlaw", "pop", "power", "prog", "power", "protest", "[pop drugcats]", "punk", "ragamuffin", "ragtime", "requiem", "revival", "riot", "roots", "sad", "scat", "shoegaze", "slam", "sludge", "smooth", "soft", "songwriter", "space", "speed", "surf", "symphonic", "synth", "thrash", "trad", "underground", "Viking", "wonky", "yé-yé", "zydeco", "[pop MusicGenres]", "[downpop settlenames]", "[downpop battlenames]", "[pop places]", "[downpop commonadjs]", "[pop curtmusic]core", "[downpop hardcoreprefs]", "[pop beasttypes]", "[downpop drugadjs]", "[downpop NotAPub]", "[downpop MaestroShades]", "[downpop shortends]", "[iteite]", "[downpop spoopynouns]", "[downpop complexnouns]", "[pop curtmusic]punk", "[alldownpop SingCrews]"}.
curtmusic is a list of texts that varies. curtmusic is {"afro", "beat", "blues", "bounce", "chill", "crust", "death", "doom", "drone", "dub", "folk", "house", "jazz", "metal", "pop", "rap", "rave", "rock", "ska", "slam", "slow", "soul", "swing", "trance", "acid", "art", "battle", "dad", "dance", "diva", "doom", "dark", "death", "drum", "free", "funk", "glam", "goth", "grind", "grunge", "hair", "hard", "horror", "howl", "jam", "jig", "Latin", "lounge", "noise", "norm", "power", "prog", "punk", "rag", "riot", "rock", "roots", "sad", "scat", "shoe", "shred", "sludge", "soft", "space", "speed", "surf", "thrash", "trap", "trip", "[downpop commonnouns]"}.
musicians is a list of texts that varies. musicians is {"alto", "accordion player", "banjo player", "baritone", "bassist", "bass player","bass player","bass player", "beatboxer", "bones player", "cellist", "drummer","drummer","drummer", "DJ","fiddler", "flautist", "guitarist","guitarist","guitarist", "harpist", "horn player", "keyboard player", "marimba player", "organist", "percussionist", "pianist","pianist", "rapper", "rapper","lead singer","lead singer", "lead singer","soprano", "tenor", "thereminist", "throat-singer", "timpanist", "turntablist", "ukulelist", "violinist", "washboard player", "xylophonist", "zitherist"}.
herbfolk is a list of texts that varies. herbfolk is {"witch", "[downpop commonadjs] god", "old man", "devil", "widow", ["maiden",] "angel", "poor man", "dead man", "elf", "wolf", "god", "[downpop commonadjs] god", "[downpop Beasts]", "[downpop Roles]", "[downpop rulers]", "[downpop basicjobs]"}.
drugadjs is a list of texts that varies. drugadjs is {"Alley", "Backdoor", "Backyard", "Bathtub", "Bitter", "Black", "Blue", "Brainer", "Bush", "Brown", "Butt", "Cadillac", "Cheese", "Chunky", "Crash", "Crazy", "Crucifix", "Crystal", "Dank", "Dirty", "Ditch", "Double", "Doughnut", "Drag", "Dream", "Feedlot", "Fiend", "Freeway", "Giggle", "Good", "Green", "Gutter", "Hard", "Heaven", "Hot", "Instant", "Jitter", "Joy","Junkyard", "Killer", "Liquid", "Love", "Lusty", "Moon", "Motel", "Nightmare", "Party", "Payday", "Peace", "Pearl", "Pink", "Prison", "Purple", "Radiator", "Rag", "Red", "Restroom", "Road", "Rocket", "Rodeo", "Saucepan", "Silver", "Space", "Star", "Strawberry", "Street", "Super", "Sweet", "Synapse", "Toilet", "Total", "Trailer", "Trucker", "Tweak", "Twitch", "Twofer", "Waste", "White", "Wild", "Yellow", "[pop commonverbers]", "[pop spoopynouns]", "[pop notapub]", "[pop maestroshades]", "[pop battlenames]", "[uppop places]", "[pop beasts]", "[pop Roles]", "[pop shortends]", "[uppop MusicAdjectives]", "[uppop MusicGenres]"}.
drugnouns is a list of texts that varies. drugnouns is {"Bean", "Bento", "Biscuits", "Breakfast", "Bomb", "Boy", "Blues", "Brew", "Bud", "Bump", "Candy", "Caps", "Cake", "Chalk", "Chocolate", "Cloud", "Cocoa", "Cocktail", "Coffee", "Cruise", "Crust", "Deuce", "Dew", "Devil", "Dog", "Dots", "Dragon", "Essence", "Express", "Extra", "Dirt", "Dust", "Fear", "Fizz", "Flake", "Flow", "Flower", "Fluid", "Foul", "Fuel", "Fungus", "Gas", "Gear", "Glass", "Glow", "Glue", "Gold", "Healthcare", "Helper", "Honey", "Ice", "Lift", "Jam", "Jelly", "Jesus", "Jive", "Juice", "Junk", "Kiss", "Liberty", "Logic", "Milk", "Nug", "Oil", "Panic","Passion", "Pepper", "Plunge", "Pollen", "Pony", "Powder", "Rain", "Reek", "Rock", "Rope", "Salt", "Sauce", "Scrape", "Seed", "Shine", "Shit", "Shot", "Shrooms", "Snow", "Soap", "Spike", "Spunk", "Stick", "Sugar", "Sundown", "Sunrise", "Sweat", "Syrup", "Tabs", "Tea", "Tar", "Therapist", "Thunder", "Tiger", "Tongue", "Trash", "Trip", "Vacation", "Wafer", "Weed", "Wine", "[plure][uppop smolbeasts][s]"}.
herbnouns is a list of texts that varies. herbnouns is {"bane", "beard", "bell", "cap", "ease", "fancy", "friend", "glory", "grave", "hair", "heart", "hope", "lust", "moss", "pepper", "prayer", "regret", "rose", "star", "tea", "tears", "toadstool", "whiskers", "[downpop commonnouns]", "[downpop drugnouns]"}.
Table of Star Roles
| feature | staff |
| "luxury food" | {"chef", "saucier", "waiter", "butcher"} |
| "easy food" | {"fry-cook", "butcher"} |
| "sports" | {"referee"} |
| "music" | {"singer", "dancer", "electrician", "[pop musicians]", "[pop musicians]"} |
| "games" | {"croupier","dealer", "bookie", "player"} |
| "fights" | {"wrestler", "boxer", "martial artist", "brawler", "fighter", "trainer", "pitfighter", "cagefighter", "glassjaw", "announcer", "bookie"} |
| "fashion" | {"model", "designer", "seamstress", "tailor", "stylist"} |
| "art" | {"dealer", "sculptor", "painter", "artist"} |
| "scene" | {"raconteur", "hostess", "host", "salonnière"} |
| "abundant food" | {"cook", "butcher"} |
| "alcohol" | {"brewer", "distiller", "shiner", "vintner", "sommelier", "bartender", "mixologist"} |
| "sex" | {"courtesan", "stripper", "pornographer", "dom[one of]mme[or][purely at random]"} |
| "coffee" | {"barista", "roaster"} |
| "spectacle" | {"performer", "writer", "acrobat", "dancer", "freak", "trapeze artist", "escapologist", "actor", "stage magician", "stage manager", "set designer", "impersonator", "puppeteer"} |
| "drugs" | {"chemist"} |
| "cheese" | {"cheesemaker", "cellarer"} |
| "tea" | {"ceremonist", "tea-blender", "tea-trader"} |
stardrama is a list of texts that varies. stardrama is {
"is threatening to quit",
"wants a bigger cut",
"is pregnant and hiding it",
"has been kidnapped",
"is off on a multi-day bender",
"is deadly sick",
"died recently, leaving no clear replacement",
"ran off with [one of]a customer[or]some girl[or]some boy[or]a band of nomads[or]some smooth-talking no-good rat[purely at random]",
"is completely losing their shit in all directions",
"is coping badly with the loss of their [pop fam]",
"is losing the knack for it",
"killed a customer recently, [one of]which is bad for business[or]and is real cut up about it[purely at random]",
"is fucking sick of this gig, and will take any way out",
"is entirely too damn eager",
"is on the verge of burning out",
"is dangerously naive",
"is dealing with a stalker",
"has started blowing up at patrons and driving away business",
"is [one of]distracted by[or]tangled up with[or]dealing with[or]consumed by[purely at random] [pop leaderdistraction]",
"is trying to get their [pop famtroubles] [pop fam] [one of]a job here[or]safe passage[or]out of some deep trouble[or]out of their life[purely at random]",
"is a fucking dream to work with and makes everyone's lives easier",
"is at the top of their game and making everyone else look bad",
"is hitting the [pop drugpats] way too hard",
"is switching teams",
"has gone into hiding",
"needs an abortion",
"is getting threats from [one of]the [pop mobnames][or][pop allnames][purely at random]"
}.
debatetopics is a list of texts that varies. debatetopics is {"aesthetics", "art", "engineering", "ethics", "the former world", "geography", "honor", "logic", "love", "metaphysics", "poetry", "philosophy", "philology", "politics", "rulership", "science", "strategy", "theology"}.
luxefoods is a list of texts that varies. luxefoods is {"asparagus","brownies", "butter", "cannoli", "chocolate", "crab", "cream", "cupcakes", "donuts", "empanadas", "geoduck", "gnocchi", "kimchi", "lamb", "olives", "oysters", "pastries", "salmon roe", "sashimi", "shoofly pie", "shrimp", "sushi", "veal", "[pop cookstyles] [pop beasttypes] [pop smolbeasts]", "[littlebeasts]", "[i][pop frenchfores] [pop frenchfood][/i]", "[i][pop frenchfood] [pop frenchafts][/i]", "[one of]skipjack[or]chum[or]tilapia[or]dogfish[or]chub[or]roughy[or]lungfish[purely at random] [one of]poke[or]ceviche[or]crudo[or]sashimi[or]gravlax[purely at random]"}.
cookstyles is a list of texts that varies. cookstyles is {"battered", "cedar-plank", "chicken-fried", "pickled", "seared", "smoked"}.
frenchfood is a list of texts that varies. frenchfood is {"asticots[reckon]", "buse", "charogne", "chien", "corbeau", "criquets[reckon]", "crotale", "écureuil", "fauve", "hérisson", "limaces[reckon]", "phacochère", "porc-épic", "putois", "rat", "souris[reckon]", "taons[reckon]", "ténia", "vatour", "vers[reckon]"}.
frenchfores is a list of texts that varies. frenchfores is {"fricassée de", "mousse au", "soupe aux", "tarte aux", "croquettes de"}.
frenchafts is a list of texts that varies. frenchafts is {"brûlée", "en papillote", "[pop allbasicnames]", "au vin", "au gnôle", "au pinard", "en tord-boyaux", "en vessie", "flambé", "étouffée", "au gratin", "à la poubelle"}.
maestrotitles is a list of texts that varies. maestrotitles is {"[keepmae]",
"[pop MaestroNames]",
"[pop MaestroShades] [keepmae]",
"[one of][pop commonnouns][or][pop commonadjs][or][pop peopleadjs][purely at random] [one of][keepmae][or][namepop MaestroNames][or][pop holdernames][purely at random]",
"[pop MaestroShades] [one of][keepmae][or][namepop MaestroNames][purely at random]",
"[one of][pop peopleadjs][or][pop MaestroShades][or][pop commonadjs][or][namepop MaestroNames][or][keepmae][purely at random] [pop MaestroShades]"}
To say keepmae:
if the temp-text is not "" begin;
say temp-text;
now temp-text is "";
otherwise;
say "[namepop MaestroNames]";
end if;
maestro-def is a list of texts that varies. maestro-def is {"a convenient shotgun[if nerdage is true] (3-harm close reload messy)[end if]",
"a bouncer ([b][pop gangertitle][/b]) who knows their biz[if nerdage is true] (2-harm 1-armor)[end if]",
"plywood and chickenwire[if nerdage is true] (1-armor)[end if]",
"secrecy and subterfuge",
"a well-armed cast and crew[if nerdage is true] (2-harm gang small 0-armor)[end if]",
"a warren of dead-ends, hideaways and boltholes",
"a constantly shifting venue",
"an enthusiastic regular guest with far-reaching power and influence"}.
pubnames is a list of texts that varies. pubnames is {"The [one of][pop MaestroShades][or][pop peopleadjs][or][pop commonadjs][purely at random] [pop NotAPub]",
"[one of][holdpop holdernames][or][holdpop chiefnames][or][holdpop MaestroNames][purely at random]'s[one of] [pop NotAPub][or][purely at random]"}.
MaestroShades is a list of texts that varies. MaestroShades is {"Aroma", "Bijou", "Brooklyn", "Blonde", "Blues", "Brunette", "Butter", "Caramel", "Champagne", "Cinnamon", "Cocktail", "Crimson", "Cream", "Crystal", "Deep", "Decadence", "Desire", "Dream", "Dusk", "Euphoria", "Exclusive", "Flesh", "Flavor", "Floating", "Forbidden", "French", "Gilt", "Gimlet", "Gin", "Glitter", "Glide", "Gold", "Heaven", "Honey", "Hollywood", "Hooch", "Kitten", "Love", "Lusty", "Luxe", "Midnight", "Milan", "Mocha", "Musk", "Naughty", "Paradise", "Paris", "Peacock", "Pink", "Pleasure", "Purple", "Prada", "Prague", "Redhead", "Reverie", "Ritz", "Rum", "Rump", "Saffron", "Salt", "Sassy", "Savor", "Sawdust", "Secret", "Sensual", "Scarlet", "Scented", "Shadow", "Silk", "Silver", "Sin", "Skin", "Soho", "Sparkle", "Stiletto", "Style", "Sugar", "Tawny", "Twilight", "Valhalla", "Variety", "Violet", "Velvet", "Venice", "Vienna", "Whiskey", "Wicked", "Zaftig", "Zeitgeist", "[uppop MusicAdjectives]"}
NotAPub is a list of texts that varies. NotAPub is {"Arena", "Band", "Bar", "Bistro", "Brewhouse", "Bordello", "Boudoir", "Bower", "Buttery", "Cafe", "Cage", "Cantina", "Catwalk", "Cellars", "Circus", "Court", "Club", "Diner", "Dive", "Door", "Gallery", "Hall", "Hotel", "House", "Joint", "Kitchen","Klatch", "Lounge", "Orchestra", "Opera", "Pantry", "Palace", "Parlor", "Pit", "Porch", "Pub", "Roadhouse", "Room", "Rooms", "Sanctuary", "Salon", "Saloon", "Seraglio", "Show", "Speakeasy", "Spectacular", "Stage", "Stews", "Table", "Taproom", "Tavern", "Taverna", "Teatro", "Theatre", "Upstairs", "Veranda", "Vaults"}.
MaestroNames is a list of texts that varies. MaestroNames is {"Acacia", "Ace", "Anika", "Anjali", "Araceli", "Arkady", "Astrid", "Autumn", "Ayesha", "Bezel", "Bentley", "Blanca", "Brand", "Bruno", "Candela", "Cecily", "Coco", "Cookie", "Cortana", "Corvette", "Daisy", "Deem", "Dex", "Diva", "Dragonfly", "Eden", "Enrico", "Em", "Epitome", "Flair", "Fluevog", "Frill", "Frolic", "Geneva", "Gide", "Gilette", "Gucci", "Gwyn", "Honey", "Horus", "Hyssop", "Impurity", "Indigo", "Jean-Pierre", "Joao", "Jasmine", "Joy", "Julia", "Juniper", "Lacy", "Lark", "Latoya", "Liberty", "Lorne", "Luciano", "Lulu", "Lute", "Luc", "Lucy", "Kris", "LaCroix", "Linnet", "Macy", "Manny", "Mari", "Martine", "Matisse", "Mimi", "Mistry", "Morena", "Nilofer", "Oksana", "Pavel", "Primo", "Ra", "Ravi", "Rocha", "Rocco", "Rose", "Rudy", "Rufus", "Sable", "Shuo", "Silver", "Siri", "Smoky", "Star", "Starbuck", "Syrah", "Taran", "Temperance", "Teo", "Tint", "Vashti", "Vignette", "Vivienne", "Windsor", "Wren", "Ya", "Yasmin", "Yves", "Zane", "Zin", "[one of]Aquarius[or]Pisces[or]Aries[or]Taurus[or]Gemini[or]Cancer[or]Leo[or]Virgo[or]Libra[or]Scorpio[or]Sagittarius[or]Capricorn[purely at random]", "[pop allbasicnames]"}.
crewdrama is a list of texts that varies. crewdrama is {
"was married to",
"is breaking up with",
"used to date",
"is carrying a torch for",
"is bitter rivals with",
"can't stand to be around",
"is on a break from",
"is [one of]secretly[or]conspicuously[purely at random] fucking",
"is in unrequited love with",
"is incapable of working with",
"is the best friend of",
"used to be best friends with",
"is fuckbuddies with",
"has grievously offended",
"desperately wants approval from",
"did something terrible to",
"is cheating on",
"totally stole the limelight from",
"is envious of",
"is the [pop leadershipstyles] mentor of",
"constantly has to cover for",
"is tormenting",
"flirts [one of]remorselessly[or]constantly[or]ironically[or]ineptly[or]obnoxiously[purely at random] with",
"is planning to elope with",
"still regrets fucking",
"is working on a side-gig with",
"is trying to figure out what the deal is with",
"shares every sordid secret with",
"[one of]is on the brink of throwing down on[or]is really fucking furious with[or]has just about had it with[purely at random]",
"has literally no judgement when it comes to",
"is the only person who can get along with",
"worships",
"hates",
"doesn't give a shit about anyone but",
"only sticks around for the sake of",
"is feeling really attacked by",
"shares [i]everything[/i] with",
"put [one of]the evil eye[or]a love charm[or]a curse[or]a geas[or]psychic mind-strings[or]a binding[or]a hex[purely at random] on",
"does [pop pervpatterns] with",
"supplies [thedrug] to",
"owes a huge debt to",
"[one of]tried[or]wants[or]wanted[or]is trying[or]never meant[purely at random] to [downpop basicverbs]",
"cockblocked",
"is informing on"
}.
A gang has a number called armor. The armor of a gang is usually 1.
A gang has a number called harm. The harm of a gang is usually 2.