Apocalypse Fuel — 14 of 18

Book - Martyrology

To say martyrs:

say "[one of][pop hocustitles][or][neoname][purely at random][one of],[or], [pop saintpower];[purely at random][one of] [pop martyrhist],[or][purely at random][one of][or] a[*a][pop martyrroles][or] a[*a] [noreppop martyrroles] and [noreppop martyrroles][purely at random] [pop mardestinies][one of][or][or][or]; [pop relics] [pop relicuses][purely at random]";

mardestinies is a list of texts that varies. mardestinies is {

"[one of][pop tortures] and [or][or][or][or][purely at random][pop martyrdoms] [pop martyreasons]",

"[pop quickfates]"

}.

quickfates is a list of texts that varies. quickfates is {

"[one of]killed[or]slain[or]who died[or]martyred[purely at random] in battle against [one of][pop hardnames][or]the [pop mobnames][or][pop hardholders][purely at random]",

"[pop murderverbs] by [one of]their own [pop fam][purely at random]",

"who went into [pop placenames] and [one of]never came out[or]was lost[or]was never seen again[or]there perished[purely at random]",

"who [one of]died[or]was martyred[or]was cut down[or]was shot down[or]perished[purely at random][one of] while[or] after[or][or][or][purely at random] assassinating [one of][pop brainertitles][or][pop hardholders] of [pop hardnames][or][pop chiefnames] of the [pop mobnames][purely at random]",

"who died in a[one of] senseless[or] foolish[or] shameful[or]n ironic[purely at random] accident",

"who died of old age[one of] in impoverished obscurity[or], in comfort and surrounded by loved ones[or], despite claiming to be immortal[or], which requires certain convolutions in how the prophecies are interpreted[or] in exile[or], having spent half a lifetime trying to disavow their own creed[purely at random]",

"who [one of]died of an overdose of [thedrug][or]perished from a surfeit of [pop luxefoods][or]died in an extravagant sexual misadventure[purely at random]"

}

relics is a list of texts that varies. relics is {

"their [one of]mummified[or]dessicated[or]pickled[or]smoke-dried[or]calcified[or]embalmed[or]jellied[or]poorly-preserved[or]tanned[or]plasticized[or]frozen[purely at random] [pop bodyparts]",

"their [pop bodyparts], [one of][or][or][or][or]heavily tattooed and [purely at random][one of]pickled in brine[or]preserved in whiskey[or]preserved in a cask of gin[or]encased in a block of perspex[or]flattened and dried like a jerky strip[or]shrunken and discolored in a jar of formaldehyde[purely at random],",

"their [one of]supposed [or][or][or][or][purely at random][one of]femur[or]skull[or]complete skeleton[or]rib[or]pelvis[or]tooth[or]collarbone[or]jawbone[or]fingerbone[or]kneecap[or]tibia[or]fibula[or]cranium[or]humerus[or]vertebra[purely at random][one of][or][or][or], of gigantic size,[or], distorted and barely human,[or], carved with arcane symbols,[or], densely painted with holy words,[or], somewhat charred,[or], which the unfaithful have suggested looks suspiciously like that of a pig,[or], scarred with the telltale marks of [pop plagues],[or], covered in gold leaf,[or], hung about with totems and charms,[purely at random]",

"their [one of][pop godlyadjs] [or][downpop spoopynouns] [or][downpop shortends] [or][downpop hardcoreprefs] [or][or][purely at random][one of][pop basicweapon][or][pop advweapons][purely at random]",

"[one of]their notes for[or]their marked-up copy of[or]their original manuscript of[purely at random] [pop booknames]"

}.

relicuses is a list of texts that varies. relicuses is {

"is [one of]displayed to the faithful[or]worshipped[or]anointed[or]paraded through the streets[purely at random] at [one of]annual[or]regular[or]secret[or]public[or]infrequent[or]festival[purely at random] ceremonies",

"[one of]has been lost since the [pop endtimes][or]was lost at [pop battlestyles][or]was confiscated by [pop hardholders][or]is in the possession of a rival cult, the [pop churchnames][purely at random]",

"is venerated as a precious relic",

"forms the centrepiece of [one of]an elaborate priestly vestment[or]a battle standard[or]a great monument, currently under construction[or]the temple[purely at random]",

"may never be [one of]shown to[or]touched by[or]profaned by[or]mentioned to[purely at random] the unfaithful[one of], a mandate punishable by [pop execmethod][or], or the prophecies will be undone[or], or a great ruin will come to pass[or], lest its power be corrupted[or][purely at random]",

"is reputed to cure [one of][pop ailments][or][pop plagues][purely at random] when [one of]kissed[or]touched[or]sacrificed to[or]anointed with blood[purely at random]",

"is said to grant its bearer the ability to [pop spoopowers]",

"miraculously [one of]bleeds[or]sheds tears[or]bleeds oil[or]screams[or]glows[or]burns[or]hums[or]vibrates[or]levitates[purely at random] [one of]on holy days[or]when disaster looms[or]when everyone present is of true faith[or]at festivals[or]when sacrificed to[or]when the faithful go astray[purely at random]"

}.

bodyparts is a list of texts that varies. bodyparts is {"skin", "scalp", "face", "head", "eye", "ear", "tongue", "nose", "torso", "arm", "hand", "finger", "thumb", "toe", "foot", "leg", "vestigial tail", "heart", "body", "penis", "vagina", "breast", "testicle", "uterus", "small intestine", "stomach", "liver", "oesophagus", "[one of]left[or]right[purely at random] buttock", "caul", "umbilical cord", "unborn child", "teratoma"}.

martyrroles is a list of texts that varies. martyrroles is {"alchemist", "bandit", "courtesan", "dead-speaker", "dissident", "doomsayer", "healer", "herbalist", "hermit", "holy fool", "midwife", "miracle-worker", "mystic", "oracle", "philosopher", "pilgrim", "princess", "poet", "preacher", "priest", "prophet", "prostitute", "rebel", "refugee", "researcher", "rhetorician", "sage", "shaman", "singer", "soothsayer", "storyteller", "teacher", "therapist", "virgin", "visionary", "warrior", "witch", "writer"}.

martyrhist is a list of texts that varies. martyrhist is {

"a [one of]mythical[or]legendary[or]supernatural[or]folkloric[purely at random] figure of [one of]the Fall[or]the pre-Fall era[or]the distant past[or]popular ballads[purely at random]",

"active [one of]within living memory[or]a few years ago[or]very recently[purely at random]",

"[one of]a central figure of[or]the author of[or]the protagonist of[or]a figure briefly mentioned in[or]a secondary figure from[or]a poorly-attested figure known only from an obscure passage in[or]an entirely fictional character based on the misreading of a figure of speech in[purely at random] [pop booknames]"

}.

tortures is a list of texts that varies. tortures is {"blinded", "branded", "broken on the wheel", "castrated", "ducked", "exposed", "scalped", "tarred, feathered", "tortured", "waterboarded"}.

murderverbs is a list of texts that varies. murderverbs is {"assassinated", "bludgeoned", "clubbed", "cut down", "garotted", "killed", "murdered", "poisoned", "slain", "shot", "stabbed", "strangled", "struck down"}.

martyrdoms is a list of texts that varies. martyrdoms is {"killed with a [statoff][pop advweapons][staton]",

"flayed alive",

"boiled in [one of]oil[or]soup[or]urine[or]lye[or]a cauldron[or]a vat[purely at random]",

"beheaded",

"stoned",

"dismembered",

"[one of]beaten[or]clubbed[or]whipped[purely at random] to death",

"thrown into the oubliette",

"hanged",

"burned",

"executed by [pop execmethod]",

"impaled",

"quartered",

"chain-dragged",

"crucified[one of][or][or] on a[*a][pop cruxes][or] upside-down[purely at random]",

"[one of]thrown to[or]fed to[or]cast into a pit of[purely at random] [one of]wild[or]savage[or]killer[or]hungry[or]starving[or]ferocious[purely at random] [plure][downpop beasts][s]",

"barbecued",

"defenestrated",

"strangled",

"torn apart by a mob",

"tire-necklaced",

"thrown off a cliff",

"buried alive",

"given to the [littlebeasts]",

"dissolved in acid",

"blown up",

"ritually sacrificed",

"eaten",

"immured",

"eaten alive",

"crushed to death",

"[one of]shredded into burger meat[or]julienned[or]chiffonaded[or]minced[or]diced[or]spatchcocked[purely at random]",

"cut up for organs",

"eviscerated",

"assassinated"

}.

To say littlebeasts:

say "[pop beasttypes] [plure][pop smolbeasts][s]";

beasttypes is a list of texts that varies. beasttypes is {"acid", "black", "bone", "blood", "brain", "carcass", "carrion", "corpse", "deep", "death", "decay", "dire", "dust","eye", "fire", "flesh", "gland", "glass", "grave", "ghost", "heart", "killer", "liar", "lung", "lymph", "midden", "mind", "necrosis", "needle", "night", "pit", "plague", "plasma", "rotten", "skin", "soul", "storm", "tomb", "waste", "[downpop creepjective]", "[pop commonverbers]", "[pop brainparts]", "[downpop drugadjs]"}.

brainparts is a list of texts that varies. brainparts is {"amygdala", "axon", "callosum", "cerebral", "cephalic", "chiasma", "cortex", "fissure", "foramen", "fornix", "ganglia", "gyrus", "hippocampus", "limbic", "lobe", "medulla", "meninges", "myelin", "neuron", "pineal", "pituitary", "synapse", "thalamus", "ventricle"}.

smolbeasts is a list of texts that varies. smolbeasts is {

"ant", "bee", "beetle", "crow", "fish[reckon]", "fl[*ies]", "hornet", "lamprey", "maggot", "moth", "rat", "shrew", "snake", "spider", "termite", "viper", "wasp", "weasel", "worm", "[downpop Beasts]"

}.

cruxes is a list of texts that varies. cruxes is {"pylon", "thorn-tree", "wheel"}.

martyreasons is a list of texts that varies. martyreasons is {

"for refusing to [one of]worship[or]venerate[or]kneel before[or]accept[or]convert to the worship of[or]serve[purely at random] [one of]the idol of [or]the altar of [or][or][or][purely at random][pop godnames]",

"for [one of]being a public nuisance[or]being a hazard to public hygiene[or]annoying the people of [pop hardnames][purely at random]",

"as a[one of] heretic[or] witch[or]n offence to public decency[or] common criminal[or] rebel[or] traitor[or] blasphemer[or] troublemaker[or] rabble-rouser[or] sexual deviant[or] spy[purely at random]",

"for practising [one of]witchcraft[or]sorcery[or]astrology[or]necromancy[or]alchemy[or]arcane sciences[purely at random]",

"for [one of]preaching in public[or]disturbing the populace[or]plotting sedition[or]evangelizing[or]corrupting public morals[or]recruiting for the cult[or]recruiting from the [iteite]s[or]trying to convert [pop allnames][or]converting the [pop fam] of [pop allnames][purely at random]",

"for leading [one of]an army[or]a raid[or]a revolt[or]an insurrection[or]the uprising[or]a protest[purely at random] against [one of]the [iteite]s[or][pop hardnames][or][pop hardholders][or]the [pop mobnames][purely at random]",

"for [one of]immorality[or]lewdness[or]deviancy[or]sexual deviancy[or]unspeakable perversions[or]being too horny[or]adultery[or]heresy[purely at random]",

"for the [one of]sordid[or]vile[or]sadistic[or]grotesque[or]twisted[purely at random] [one of]amusement[or]entertainment[or]pleasure[purely at random] of [one of][pop brainertitles][or][pop hardholders][or][pop hocustitles][or]the common rabble[or]the rich and powerful[purely at random]",

"after demanding that the folk of [pop hardnames] [one of]give up[or]abstain from[or]cease indulging in[purely at random] [pop puritylist]",

"for refusing to marry [one of][pop hardholders][or]the [pop fam] of [pop hardholders][purely at random]",

"for [one of]trespassing on the territory of[or]composing satires against[or]subverting[or]repudiating[or]insulting[or]mocking[or]sassing[or]talking shit about[or]giving bad advice to[or]giving excessively-good advice to[purely at random] [one of]the [pop mobnames][or][pop hardnames][purely at random]",

"for [one of]indulging in[or]breaking the taboo on[purely at random] [pop puritylist]",

"for [one of]prophesying[or]predicting[or]foretelling[purely at random] [one of]doom[or]the outcome of [pop battlestyles][or]the [pop endtimes][purely at random]"

}.

saintpower is a list of texts that varies. saintpower is {

"invoked against [pop invokedisasters]",

"patron of [plure][one of][downpop Roles][or][pop basicjobs][purely at random][s]"

}.

invokedisasters is a list of texts that varies. invokedisasters is {

"[one of]crop failure[or]locusts[or]potato blight[or]corn smut[or]potato weevils[or]blackfly[or]livestock disease[purely at random]",

"bad [one of]water[or]air[or]soil[or]luck[or]stars[purely at random]",

"[one of]radiation[or]blindness[or]mutation[or]birth defects[or]infertility[or]sterility[or]difficult pregnancy[or]conception[or]premature ejaculation[or]delayed ejaculation[or]misaligned womb[purely at random]",

"[one of]breech blocks[or]jammed magazines[or]misfires[or]dud ammo[or]ammunition explosions[or]misaligned gunsights[or]hangfires[or]stovepipe jams[or]squib loads[or]double feeds[or]slamfires[or]season cracking[purely at random]",

"[one of]friendly fire[or]landmines[or]sniper fire[or]shrapnel[purely at random]",

"[one of]raiders[or]pirates[or]thieves[or]marauders[or]muggers[or]bandits[or]kidnappers[or]highwaymen[purely at random]",

"[one of]mind control[or]psychic trauma[or]brain strings[or]lust transfixions[or]maelstrom leakage[or]bad dreams[or]nightmares[or]waking horrors[or]ghastly visions[or]PTSD[or]demonic possession[or]memory wipes[or]implanted motives[or]induced moods[or]psychic reverb[or][downpop emotionslist] transference[or]weaponized synesthesia[or]anhedonia[or]false memories[or]mindfuckery[purely at random]",

"[one of]unreasonable expectations[or]emotional overinvestment[or]negging[or]impostor syndrome[or][purely at random]",

"[one of]snow[or]storms[or]hurricanes[or]toxic fog[or]needlestorms[or]death tides[or]algal blooms[or]acid rain[or]flooding[or]fallout[or]unseasonable winters[or]drought[or]earthquakes[or]lightning[purely at random]",

"[one of]tire blow-outs[or]punctures[or]drive belt failure[or]radiator leaks[or]brake pad wear[or]bald tires[or]aquaplaning[or]windshield rocks[or]engine knock[or]oil fires[or]fuel leaks[or]bogging down[purely at random]",

"[pop ailments]",

"[pop plagues]",

"[littlebeasts]",

"[one of][downpop beasts] attacks[or]mad [plure][downpop beasts][s][purely at random]",

"[plure][pop fam][s]",

"[one of]unjust rulers[or]incompetent underlings[or]social unrest[or]riots[or]revolt[or]mutiny[or]oppressors[or]injust laws[or]miscarriages of justice[or]false imprisonment[or]informers[or]betrayal[or]traitors[purely at random]"

}.

endtimes is a list of texts that varies. endtimes is {"[one of]Long [or]Big [or]Great [or]World [or][or][or][purely at random][pop shortends]",

"[one of]Starving[or]Hunger[or]Poison[or]Dying[or]Burning[or][pop shortends][purely at random] [one of]Time[or]Years[or]Season[or]Days[purely at random]",

"[pop shortends]"}.

shortends is a list of texts that varies. shortends is {"Apocalypse", "Calamity", "Catastrophe", "Collapse", "Cull", "Darkness", "Downfall", "Destruction", "Disaster", "Drought", "Extinction", "Famine", "Fire", "Flood", "Freeze", "Frost", "Harvest", "Hecatomb", "Holocaust", "Inundation", "Plague", "Ruin", "Trouble", "Tribulation", "Winter"}.